July 14, 2011
I Eat Ewoks: What Netflix Isn't Saying

ahknight:

Netflix jacked their rates for Instant Watch + DVD delivery and gave a lame-ass excuse for it. It was calculated to be lame, however, because if they used the real reason for it prices might go even higher.

The Internet’s memory is short so let’s go back a week ago to when Netflix lost the Sony…

June 30, 2011
SNAP

animalsbeingdicks:

That turtle looked like he was having a ball. GET IT. Like a testicle.

That turtle looked like he was having a ball. GET IT. Like a testicle. 

June 20, 2011
What we see…

WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT HIM - You see the man who stopped caring. The man who just couldn’t find it in his heart to keep you. The man who broke you.

WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME - You see a nice guy, someone who you can talk to when your feeling down. A good friend, nothing more.

WHAT I SEE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU - I see the most amazing girl I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. You’re independent, self sufficient, and most of all, your own person. You’re beautiful, wise for your age, love life for the little things, and always see the beauty in life. And most of all, someone who I could fall for. Someone who will never see me like I see you.

WHAT I WISH YOU SAY WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME - Someone who would never let you go. Someone who would never stop caring. Someone to be there when you need them, be there when you called them, and to be there when you don’t expect them to be. Someone who could step up and show you that not all guys are like him. That I am not like him. That I am more than just a friend.

June 15, 2011
It’s easier for me to want something I know I can’t get…

It seems a common trend that I always go for what I can’t get. More specificly, WHO I can’t get. Whether they are out of my league, sometimes (rarely) with a friend, with a guy I can’t stand (more often than not), or just plain unavailable… Gotta love it. Don’t even see a point anymore, not one fucking point. Motivation is now down 100%. FML

May 27, 2011
"I know how women were made. Adam was off doing stuff when God came to him and said, “Hey Adam, I need a rib.” Then Adam goes, “Whoa man!” Huh huh huh ha ha ha!"

— My wonderfuly ruhtarded boss.

May 25, 2011
Ugh…

Sick of all this crap. Can’t help but still have some small feelings for my ex who left me twice for someone else and then came back to use me. Then the only other person I even like and could picture myself with is dating a guy I can’t stand and would give anything to never ever see again in my life. Is it my personality that just makes girls think I am not the relationship type of guy? I have had a few girls ask if I was gay, but that was usually after I turned them down for random one night stands, because I’m not like that. What doesn’t make dollars to me, is that an amazing girl will just throw everything away for a douchey, idiot guy who will do nothingb ut hurt her in the end. I know, most guys tend to be stupid and just keep going back to the slutty cheater girlfriend too. Oh well, guess I’ll just keep on doing what I’m doing in life. Living it day by day for myself and no one else. It usually is a great lifestyle, but sometimes it feels good to live for someone else. Sigh…

May 17, 2011
This has almost happened a few times.

This has almost happened a few times.

(Source: penishole)

May 17, 2011
Reblog if your icon is actually a picture of you.

(Source: xxill, via wumbro-deactivated20110807-deac)

May 17, 2011
I guess now is the time when I figure out if I am the hero or the villain of the story.

Choices in life seem so simple but when you step back and look at the picture, it doesn’t seem so black and white.

May 16, 2011
i-wanna-be-dirty:

unwanted-love:

pretty-little-shay:

sexisnotdating:

thedapperhatter:

lesbian-santana:

sapphosghost:

charlucianayo:

I guess I’m a fool who likes to dream and has secrets..Acurate.

Bail. Malice. Dread.
Well then.

Suicide. Leave. Secrets…

Passion. Follow. Secrets.

Fool. Rush. Crush.

Us. Leave. Flesh.
Hate, Leave, Rage

 suicide. dread. secrets.

 Posting this simply because I laughed my ass off. Crush. Man. Secrets. Makes me sound gay, hahaha. Oh well, I support them but I don’t participate.

i-wanna-be-dirty:

unwanted-love:

pretty-little-shay:

sexisnotdating:

thedapperhatter:

lesbian-santana:

sapphosghost:

charlucianayo:

I guess I’m a fool who likes to dream and has secrets..Acurate.

Bail. Malice. Dread.

Well then.

Suicide. Leave. Secrets…

Passion. Follow. Secrets.

Fool. Rush. Crush.

Us. Leave. Flesh.

Hate, Leave, Rage

 suicide. dread. secrets.

 Posting this simply because I laughed my ass off. Crush. Man. Secrets. Makes me sound gay, hahaha. Oh well, I support them but I don’t participate.

(via touch-me-i-wanna-be-dirty)

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